If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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