all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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