yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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