That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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