just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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