ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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