My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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