Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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