Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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