his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
