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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I hate your face

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  it was like his penis was on wheels.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.

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• (310): View more from California

  I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks

  (310): View more from California

  Like what do you want from me

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops

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• (347): View more from New York

  i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights

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