I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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