just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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