It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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