We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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