Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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