you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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