im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So here I am, sexting at work.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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