A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
vagina is talking i cant
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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