i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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