can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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