just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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