Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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