why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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