Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
