Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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