NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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