come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I will be naked everywhere
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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