All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
