You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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