Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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