You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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