Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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