I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I want you more than these girls want KFC
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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