ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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