so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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