let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
