why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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