i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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