evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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