called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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