that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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