I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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