Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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