But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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