I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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