You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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