Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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