She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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