I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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