would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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