dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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