its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Randomize
