Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
